`Potato', not `Potatoe'.

Underwear should be worn on the inside.

Hamsters cannot fly.

`Bart Bucks' are not legal tender.

I will finish what I sta

I will not squeak chalk.

High explosives and school don't mix.

Nobody likes sunburn slappers.

Spitwads are not free speech.

I am not a dentist.

I will not sleep through my education.

I will not show off.

I will not do anything bad ever again.

I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.

I will not grease the monkey bars.

I will not sell land in Florida.

I will not belch the National Anthem.

I will not make flatulent noises in class.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not sell school property.

I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.

I will not drive the principal's car.

I will not do that thing with my tongue.

I am not a 32 year old woman.

I will not trade pants with others.

I will not Xerox my butt.

Tar is not a plaything.

I will not fake my way through life.

I will not encourage others to fly.

I will not yell fire in a crowded classroom.

They are laughing at me, not with me.

Garlic gum is not funny.

I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes.'

I did not see Elvis.

I will not draw naked ladies in class.

I will not instigate revolution.

I will not burp in class.

I will not skateboard in the halls.

I will not waste chalk.

I will not cut corners.